I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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