Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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