Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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