she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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