someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Even my vagina gasped.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
