You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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