I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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