I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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