Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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