I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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