If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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