I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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