we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
