Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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