Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i will never coherently bang her
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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