is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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