And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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