All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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