can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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