What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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