Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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