I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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