ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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