im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
where am i from again
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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