It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
