May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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