i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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