I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I understand Curling. That high.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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