And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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