You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
