so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm bleeding and have questions
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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