If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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