Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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