Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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