i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You're like the curious george of whores
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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