Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
