Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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