I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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