yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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