Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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