you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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