I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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