Sponge bath it is.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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