Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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