I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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