I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just high enough for therapy.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize