I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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