Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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