what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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