It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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