OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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