No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
love makes seman taste better
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
