Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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