New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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