no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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