worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Randomize
